- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What does? 42

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Whats funny? Your face.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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