- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

In soviet Russia...things are different

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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