A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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