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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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