what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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