He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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