a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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