- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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