- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Take part of what?

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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