- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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