- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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