- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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