- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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