- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Who is big and stupid My brother

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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