these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Your girlfriend.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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civil rights

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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