why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

God is real.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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