Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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I? Everett

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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