- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

God is real.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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