Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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