- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Women's Rights

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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