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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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