So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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