- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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