What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Golf.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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