What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Andoni was here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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