- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

you will like this because i am black.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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