- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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