Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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