- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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