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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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