What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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