- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

whats green and lives in the water

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you