What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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