what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I asked her where you were.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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