- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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