How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Anti Joke

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