A man goes to the potty.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Anti Joke

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