- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

were at work systems r down

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