- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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