- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Knock Knock. Come in.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally