- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A women left the kitchen.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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