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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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