What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

black people swimming

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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