For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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