yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How old are you? 7

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Balls

Cheese

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's 9+10? 19

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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