The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I am a mime

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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