Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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