- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Penis

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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