Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Fat? Jesse Z

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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