What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Anti Joke

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