- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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