what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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