- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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