What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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