Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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