How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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