- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Death by kayak

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Women's rights

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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