- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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