What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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