Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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