Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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