what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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