- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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