- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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