Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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