Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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