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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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