What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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I? Everett

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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