this is not a drill.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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