Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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