Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Cancer

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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No your aunties a joke

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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