2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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