- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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