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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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