- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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