Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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