What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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race-car = rac-ecar

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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