- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A dancer walks into a barre

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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