- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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