Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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