What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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