Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Anti Joke

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