- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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