Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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