Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Anti Joke

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