How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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