- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

knock knock who's there ?

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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