- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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