- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

George W. Bush

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

autistic kids rock

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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