Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

The chickens have become self-aware!

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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