Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

SEX

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Alchohol.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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