- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Yellow People !!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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