And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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