- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Phew... it's gone.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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