Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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