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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

A house comes around the corner.

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