- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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