A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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No it doesnt..

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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My cat just died.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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