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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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