jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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