What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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