- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

It's all Taggart

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??