Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

thumb_up thumb_down -22

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops