Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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