A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Where's my baby??

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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