- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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