- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

women's rights

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??