- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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