- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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