What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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