- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

can you pass the soap?

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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