- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

you will like this because i am black.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

knock knock Goodbye

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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