- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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