- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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