Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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whats green and lives in the water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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