who else is on here?

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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