What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

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