- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A American seeking into mexico

Matt is a Duster!

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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