- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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