What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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