- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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