- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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