- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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