- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

how do you call someone? use a phone

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Whats 1+1? window!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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