Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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There's my tractor.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Manchester City

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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