What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

womens rights

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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