whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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