- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Refridgerator.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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