- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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