- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

black chicken. kfc

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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