A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Anti Joke

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