- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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