- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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