- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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