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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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