Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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