curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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i'm hard

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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