- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womans having rights.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

i'm hard

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

I have an idea! You leave.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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