A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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salad days!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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