why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A man did not like this site

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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