- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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