- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What stops a train? A missile

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A hill billy went fishing

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A baby seal walks into a club.

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