Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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