- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What is life? Paul.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

If life gives you lemonade.

12 in general

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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