There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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