why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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