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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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