My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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