Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

"Knock knock" Come in!

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's 2+2? Fish

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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