- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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