- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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