what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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