What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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