- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

This is an anti-joke.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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