Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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