Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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