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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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