- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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