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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Gay rights.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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