A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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