- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Jesus Christ

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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