In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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