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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

13 =B you just learned something

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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