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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

what has genitial warts? me

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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