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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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HOLY COW!

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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