Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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