- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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