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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Granny porn!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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