- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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