Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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