why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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