Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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woman's rights

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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